Dear People of the Ukraine,
This website is getting a lot of visits from your country. (This week I did not post anything new, and I had as many Ukrainian readers as American readers.) Are you reading my blog or is this an accident?
I have the website set for transliteration to Russian, but I do not think I am using it correctly. I will try to post this in Russian. If you like it, please click "Like" or post a comment. I would like to be loved by your people.
If you comment, please know that I cannot read Russian. I do not know how to translate Russian into English online. I am American. I think the world speaks English. I studied French for two years and also Spanish for two years. I could not hold a conversation with a French baby. I might be able to talk to a Spanish baby if there was a black cat under a table and a dog in a house and the baby wanted to know how old I was and, for the sake of the conversation, the baby was willing to accept that I might tango ocho anos (and not know how to type the thing over the "n".)
Being American, I also do not know where anything is or when anything happened. I went to school for 22 years and I owe $44,000 for my education, but I do not have a good job. That is not so smart. I do have a laptop. I am pretty good at Angry Birds. Do you have Angry Birds in Ukraine? It is a game. It is not an Alfred Hitchcock movie based on a Daphne Du Maurier story. It is fun and makes me think I am good at physics. I am not good at physics. I also failed College Algebra three times. I am very good at making up words that sound like what I am trying to say. That must make my blog confusing in Ukraine.
I can see how The Gummer is like Latka Gravas (Andy Kaufman's character on "Taxi"). She is not confused like Latka. She is stubborn. Like mule. My dad was like Archie Bunker mixed with maybe Frank Sinatra or someone from that era. I do not know why I am talking about old TV shows. You probably have more channels than just TV Land. I hope you do, anyway. I like television a lot. Again, I am American. I know Kardashians and Real Housewives. I like to watch The Office, but I do not really like to work.
Please let me know if you like The Gummer Chronicles and if the way I write makes sense. If you are not reading my blog, please let me know how you found my website. Then you should read my blog. If you have facebook, please like The Gummer Chronicles. You can email me at heller101@yahoo.com if you can do it in English.
This is when I normally make a joke about doing it.
I hope you are reading The Gummer Chronicles. Mila Kunis is really hot, and I love Ukraine.
Laura
دار پوپله اف وکراینه،
تهیس وابسته یس گتتینگ ا لوت اف ویسیتس فرم یور کنتری. اره یو رادیگ می بلوگ اف یس تهیس ان آکیدنت؟
This website is getting a lot of visits from your country. (This week I did not post anything new, and I had as many Ukrainian readers as American readers.) Are you reading my blog or is this an accident?
I have the website set for transliteration to Russian, but I do not think I am using it correctly. I will try to post this in Russian. If you like it, please click "Like" or post a comment. I would like to be loved by your people.
If you comment, please know that I cannot read Russian. I do not know how to translate Russian into English online. I am American. I think the world speaks English. I studied French for two years and also Spanish for two years. I could not hold a conversation with a French baby. I might be able to talk to a Spanish baby if there was a black cat under a table and a dog in a house and the baby wanted to know how old I was and, for the sake of the conversation, the baby was willing to accept that I might tango ocho anos (and not know how to type the thing over the "n".)
Being American, I also do not know where anything is or when anything happened. I went to school for 22 years and I owe $44,000 for my education, but I do not have a good job. That is not so smart. I do have a laptop. I am pretty good at Angry Birds. Do you have Angry Birds in Ukraine? It is a game. It is not an Alfred Hitchcock movie based on a Daphne Du Maurier story. It is fun and makes me think I am good at physics. I am not good at physics. I also failed College Algebra three times. I am very good at making up words that sound like what I am trying to say. That must make my blog confusing in Ukraine.
I can see how The Gummer is like Latka Gravas (Andy Kaufman's character on "Taxi"). She is not confused like Latka. She is stubborn. Like mule. My dad was like Archie Bunker mixed with maybe Frank Sinatra or someone from that era. I do not know why I am talking about old TV shows. You probably have more channels than just TV Land. I hope you do, anyway. I like television a lot. Again, I am American. I know Kardashians and Real Housewives. I like to watch The Office, but I do not really like to work.
Please let me know if you like The Gummer Chronicles and if the way I write makes sense. If you are not reading my blog, please let me know how you found my website. Then you should read my blog. If you have facebook, please like The Gummer Chronicles. You can email me at heller101@yahoo.com if you can do it in English.
This is when I normally make a joke about doing it.
I hope you are reading The Gummer Chronicles. Mila Kunis is really hot, and I love Ukraine.
Laura
دار پوپله اف وکراینه،
تهیس وابسته یس گتتینگ ا لوت اف ویسیتس فرم یور کنتری. اره یو رادیگ می بلوگ اف یس تهیس ان آکیدنت؟
ی هاوتهه وابسته ست فر ترانسلیتراتیون تو روسی. ی ویل تری تو پست تهیس این روسی. یف یو لکه یت، پلاسه کلیک لپست ا کمانت. ی وولد لکه تو به لود بی یور پوپله.یف یو کمانت، پلاسه کنوو تحت ی کانت راد روسی. ی دو نوت کنوو هوو تو ترانسلاته روسی اینطو انگلیش. ی دو ات سپاک فرنچ ور سپنیش ایتهر اون تهوق ی ستودید بوته این کلگه.بینگ امریکن، ی دو نوت کنوو وهره انیتهینگ یس ور وهن انیتهینگ هاپپند این هیستوری. ی ام ات گود ات مته ایته. ی ام گود ات تهه گام انگری بردس. دو یو هاو تحت؟ دو یو هاو فکابوک؟ یف سو، پلاسه لکه "تهه گمر چرونیکلس" ون فکابوک.ی مکه اپ ا لوت اف وردس. یس تحت کونفسینگ فر یوی تهینک تهه گمر یس لکه لاتکا گروس ون تاکسی اکسکاپت شه یس ستوران لکه ا مله. ی watch ا لوت اف تلویسیون. لکه مانی آمریکانس، تهیس یس وحی ی دو نوت کنوو گئوگرافی ور هیستوری.ی دو کنوو ا لوت ابوت تهه کارداشیانس.
پلاسه لت مه کنوو یف یو لکه تهه گمر چرونیکلس اند یف تهه وی I ورته مکس سانسه تو یو. هوو دید یو فند می بلوگ؟ یو کن ایمیل مه ات heller101@یاهو.کومیف یو کن دو یت این انگلیش. ی هوپه یو اره ردینگ تهه گمر چرونیکلس. میله کیس یس حوت اند ی لو وکراینه.
تهانکس،
Laura
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