Tuesday, May 3, 2011

Live Gummer Update

"Mom, why do people keep calling?"

      "Oh, I was trying to call the insurance company, and I called a porn number by mistake."

"Well, what did they say?"

      "It wasn't nice."

"What kind of porn isn't nice?"

 She just shakes her head, as I flip through the phone book.

2 comments:

  1. They have porn in the phone book?? I guess I need to move to C'ville!!! The Gummer is AWESOME!!!

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  2. No, I was looking up the local State Farm office. She had incorrectly transcribed a national number, called a porn number, and then had apparently called a friend to get the correct number.

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